The Gopher's Wondrous Wild West Medicine Show
Cures for all your WWW aches and pains
I have conducted a thorough virtual examination of you, and after consultation with my eminent colleagues, I have written a prescription which should help you solve your problems of Internet insecurity.
- You seem to be suffering from information deficiency syndrome.
I prescribe a visit to this multi-faceted nerve center
- You say you can't remember things like you used to.
Regular visits here should cure your problems.
I suggest you take them whenever you feel another attack coming on, preferably in the evenings after meals, or at weekends when the phone charges are lower.
Please come back to the WWW Medicine Show in another three months for a review of your progress, and we will see how we can improve your performance even further.
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Roger Trobridge, The Internet Gopher, firstname.lastname@example.org .