Scrub up before starting work The Doctor makes a diagnosis

The Gopher's Wondrous Wild West Medicine Show

Cures for all your WWW aches and pains

I have conducted a thorough virtual examination of you, and after consultation with my eminent colleagues, I have written a prescription which should help you solve your problems of Internet insecurity.



I suggest you take them whenever you feel another attack coming on, preferably in the evenings after meals, or at weekends when the phone charges are lower.

Please come back to the WWW Medicine Show in another three months for a review of your progress, and we will see how we can improve your performance even further.

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Roger Trobridge, The Internet Gopher, gopher@internet-gopher.com .